WEIRD & WACKY

SHORTEST WOMAN!!

TALLEST WOMAN!!

   SHORTEST MAN!!

TALLEST MAN!!              

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VISIT......SUNGAI LEMBING - PAHANG - KUANTAN - MALAYSIA

   Sungai Lembing is a tin mining town 42 km northwest of Kuantan in Pahang,Malaysia. Lembing is Malay for spear, and "sungai" means river. Per local legend, the local ruler saw a vision of a spear in the nearby river and thus named his town after this vision.

 

  Until the 1970s, Sungai Lembing was a major producer of underground tin. Sungai Lembing town developed in the 1880's when the British set up the tin mining industry, although the history of mining in this area extends much further back. From 1891, the Pahang Consolidated Company Limited, (PCCL), which was under British control, had a 77-year lease to mine the area. PCCL managed the mine from 1906 until its liquidation in 1986 when world tin prices collapsed.

  The pit mines were closed in 1986 due to high operational costs and low yields, but during their heyday they were among the largest and deepest in the world. The total tunnel length is 322 km, with a depth of between 610 m and 700 m. A museum highlighting the tin mining industry was opened in 2003. The museum is housed in an old bungalow once used by the mine manager. The museum houses a collection of mining artifacts.

  Today the town of Sg Lembing is in decline although it was once the richest town in Pahang, known as El Dorado of the East. In the 1940's about 1400 people worked in the mine. Today many of the wooden shoplots are closed and people are moving away. The town straddles the river, and the main street on the right bank is split by an avenue of majestic trees. At the end, an old wooden building overlooks the padang where games of cricket and other social activities were held.

  Nearby Sungai Lembing is Bukit Panorama, which is a popular place to watch the sunrise. 16 km from Sg. Lembing is Gunung Tapis Nature Park, where one can camp, fish, and shoot the rapids. Gunung Tapis itself is 1,512 m high. On the way to Sg. Lembing at the hamlet of Pancing is Gua Charas, a temple cave that is a popular tourist destination, also Sungai Pandan Waterfall, which is 29 km from Kuantan. (VISIT NOW &HAVE FUN!!)

FUNNY JOKES

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

Psychiatrist: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Everyone keeps ignoring me

Psychiatrist: Next please! 

Mother: Mrs. Jokes next door has a new baby.
Daughter: What will she do with her old one?

Mother: You prayed for grandma, grandpa, and Aunt Sue. Why didn't you pray for Uncle John too?
Daughter: I didn't want to ask for too much.

Parent: I'd like a day without punishing you.
Little Mishief: You have my full permission!

Sailor: I was shipwrecked, and lived on a can of sardines for a week.
Captain: My, weren't you afraid that you'd fall off? 

  

Student: Could I get in trouble if I didn't do something?
Teacher: Well, I don't suppose so.
Student: In that case, I didn't do my homework. 

Jim: What's white, steep, and has ears?
Tara: I don't know.
Jim: A snow-covered mountain.
Tara: What about the ears?
Jim: Haven't you ever heard of mountaineers? 

Camp Counselor: How did you get that horrible swelling on your nose?
Camper: I bent down to smell a brose.
Camp Counselor: There isn't a B in rose.
Camper: There was in this one! 

Student: Teacher, how can I look up a word to spell in the dictionary
if I don't know how to spell the word in the first place?
Teacher: Why do they call it a Hot Water Heater? You don't need to heat hot water! 

Polly: Why are you eating nickels?
Molly: Because the teacher wants to see some change in me. 

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?

LET'S PLAY & HAVE SOME FUN!!!

HEY BOYS AND GIRLS.....LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!!

STEP 1: CHOOSE YOUR MONTH OF BIRTH...

JANUARY: I HATE..
FEBRUARY: I RAN NAKED WITH....
MARCH : I NEED...
APRIL : I STABBED...
MAY :  I SMOKED WITH...
JUNE : I KILLED...
JULY : I PISSED ON...
AUGUST : I FUCKED...
SEPTEMBER : I KISSED...
OCTOBER : I SHOT...
NOVEMBER : I AM ADDICTED WITH...
DECEMBER : I STALK...

STEP 2 : CHOOSE YOUR BIRTH DAY

1-A MONKEY
2-A PROSTITUTE
3-MY FRIEND
4-YOUR MUM
5-BARNEY THE DINOSAUR
6-A DOG
7-SANTA CLAUS
8-A BOY
9-A PORN STAR
10-A GIRL
11-A CONDOM
12-A CAT
13-A LESBIAN
14-A HORSE
15-A DRUG
16-A CLOWN
17-YOUR GRANDMOTHER
18-A MANIAC
19-AN OLD MAN
20-MEGAN FOX
21-A DRUG MEXICAN
22-A ROBOT
23-A PIECE OF SHIT
24-AN EGG
25-A PORN WEBSITE
26-A PUPPET
27-DAVID BECKHAM
28-A BLACK GUY
29-MADONNA
30-A GOAT
31-A BACKSTABBER

STEP 3:CHOOSE THE COLOUR OF YOUR SHIRT THAT YOU ARE WEARING NOW

WHITE: BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM
BLACK: BECAUSE I AM SEXY
RED: BECAUSE MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO DO IT
BLUE: BECAUSE I WAS HORNY
GREEN: BECAUSE I AM A GAY
BROWN: BECAUSE I'M BORING
ORANGE : BECAUSE I WANT TO
YELLOW: BECAUSE I NEVER DO IT BEFORE
PURPLE : BECAUSE I AM UGLY
PINK: BECAUSE I AM COOL
GREY:BECAUSE I'M CRAZY
OTHER: BECAUSE I'M SINGLE

MY SENTENCE IS:

I KILLED SANTA CLAUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM....HEHE TRY IT YOURSELF AND COMMENT... :)

WOOHOO!!MY MAID SAMA DVD!!!

WOOHOO!!YESTERDAY I BOUGHT THIS MAID SAMA DVD AT SUNCOMIC IN eCURVE ...IT HAVE 3 CDS AND THOSE CDS ARE FROM EPISODE 1-25 END...ITS MY FAVE JAPAN ANIMATION.....BUT ITS REALLY EXPENSIVE....ITS ABOUT RM50.00....THE SUNCOMIC SHOP SELLS ALL TYPES OF JAPAN STUFF....LIKE KAKASHI'S CONTACT LENSES IN NARUTO THAT COST RM300.00 ....I THINK KAKASHI'S BIGGEST FAN ONLY BUY THAT THING... THERE ARE COMICS....THE CHARACTER'S CLOTHES..POSTERS..ACTION FIGURES....AND MORE...I THINK U SHOULD VISIT THAT SHOP TOO... :)

1st picture of our BFF MOMENTS

THE 1ST PICTURE OF OUR BFF MOMENT...1'ST DAY OF SCHOOL IN THE CANTEEN...THIS PICTURE IS TAKEN BY MY MOM ....WE WERE TALKING WITHOUT REMEMBERING WHERE ARE WE ....WE WERE BOTH IN YEAR 2....SAME CLASS...SOME OF MY FRENDS SAID WE WERE LIKE TWINS....BUT WE ARE NOT....WE WERE BOTH SAYING HOW SHORT WE ARE ON THIS TIME....HEHE....SO SHORT....:p

1 MALAYSIA

THIS IS ME AND MY FRENZ...THIS IS THE SUKANEKA DAY......FROM THE RIGHT.THAT'S ME WEARING AN ARMY SHIRT...I JOIN THE KAWAT AND WE WIN 1'ST PLACE...BESIDE ME IS MY BEST FREND...THAT IS EMILY, WE START FRENDING TOGETHER IN YEAR 2 UNTIL NOW...AND THE LAST IS KASHVNY SHE IS MY AWESOME INDIAN FREND I DID EVER HAD...WE WERE ALL IN THE DIFFERENT GROUP AND DIFFERENT RELIGION BUT WE ARE ALWAYS BFF AND 1 MALAYSIA .... :)